In this vein, I propose a repatriation course for those returning to their home Country, who wish to be prepared. Modules will include but will not be restricted to the following:
1. Supermarket shopping, covering:
- What is a supermarket and how to shop
- Parking in an empty parking space that is a short distance away, instead of hovering for 20 minutes, blocking the traffic, until the person parked nearest the door leaves
- Packing your own shopping and loading it into your car yourself
- Locating the 'pork section' amongst the normal aisles
- Putting shopping into cupboards at home
- Identification of household equipment and its uses
- Vacuuming, polishing and washing - why bother?
- The iron and ironing board - what are they used for?
- How to converse with your own children
- How to walk your own dog
- Please and thank you - what do they mean?
- why all people in your home Country are treated equally
- Queuing
- And (if returning to the UK) advanced queuing
- the rude hand gesture and how to use it to enhance the driving experience
- Indicators and what they are used for
- Roundabouts - WTF?
- Actually stopping at a junction
- Changing lanes without causing the death of other drivers
- Why driving on two wheels on a motorway is illegal
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